May 2012
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May 9th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
April 2012
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Apr 25th
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Apr 18th
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March 2012
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Mar 26th
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““Look, we don’t get five championships by being sympathetic towards...”
– Kobe Bryant, when asked about the Lakers’ upcoming game against the Thunder and his former teammate Derek Fisher.
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Where in the world is Tim Meadows?
Mar 21st
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Mar 9th
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1800 Tequila Commercials
Terrible.
Mar 9th
February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 2nd
January 2012
16 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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“There were many phases, but the final one (and the one that takes you down fast,...”
– David Berman, of The Silver Jews [2005]
Jan 17th
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“This is America. I don’t want my tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it...”
– Stephen Colbert, speaking to Congress in 2011
Jan 15th
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Jan 11th
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“We’re going to see Iran in my opinion, move back in [to Iraq] at literally the...”
– Rick Perry
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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December 2011
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New Year
We have come for light Wholly, we have come for light It’s true I am the sun I am the new year I am the rain I am the sun I am the new year I’m the way home I’m the way home I am the rain I am the new year I am the sun I am the rain I am the new year I’m the way It’s true THE BREEDERS 
Dec 31st
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“Kobe Bryant is literally having a field day against the New York Knicks defense.”
– -TNT NBA Analyst Reggie Miller   So…Kobe Bryant is literally…running the three-legged race.  And having a potato sack race.  And a tug-of-war.  He is…a second-grader.
Dec 30th
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Dec 25th
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Lunesta is "Thought" To...
Sleep tight… The exact way LUNESTA works is not known but it is thought to work by interacting with GABA receptors. Other abnormal behaviors include aggressiveness, agitation, hallucinations and confusion. In depressed patients, worsening of depression including risk of suicide may occur.
Dec 25th
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ListenFeeling Valuable…
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Three-Minute Fiction
Three-Minute Fiction is a writing competition sponsored by NPR where a professional author devises a theme or rules that all entries have to follow.  For the entry below, the only rules were that the first line had to be “Some people swore that the house was haunted” and the last line had to be “Nothing was ever the same again after that” Some people swore that the house...
Dec 23rd
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The House
well there’s smoke in the air it’s from the north again and the glow from the flames darts and dances with wind there’s a man on the side he’s got water to spare in this day of choked lungs he’s a breath of fresh air but there’s a scowl on his face and there’s pain in his heart he feels the heat from the fire but he’s still miles apart but no one can tell him that the house won’t be saved...
Dec 23rd
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untitled i
not even when i held my breath laid in silence, prayed for death not even when i dosed the cure and promised that my will was pure not even when i scarred my skin my arm stretched taut, the blade within not even when i seared my flesh and focused on the nothing left  not all the glass, the tears, the pain not all the anger, the guilt, the shame not all the times these things were true will...
Dec 23rd