Tumblr (3.0; @offreservation)http://offreservation.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="203" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e7mx8dDO3AQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>R.I.P., Maurice Sendak</em></p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22703758666http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22703758666Tue, 08 May 2012 22:46:18 -0700videomaurice sendakr.i.p.where the wild things are<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jc0qvrfn1r8if20o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22431870403http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22431870403Fri, 04 May 2012 22:46:02 -0700artstreet artmotivation<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gh8kRtOk1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexpigeon.tumblr.com/post/22325485872/how-are-women-supposed-to-compete-with-these" target="_blank">sexpigeon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How are women supposed to compete with these unrealistic standards of beauty?</p> </blockquote>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22412511870http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22412511870Fri, 04 May 2012 17:18:27 -0700humormarketing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fpib72bD1r8if20o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Indeed</p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22310230300http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22310230300Wed, 02 May 2012 23:46:59 -0700politicsgrammar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fpg2bdzD1r8if20o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros</p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22310196547http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22310196547Wed, 02 May 2012 23:45:38 -0700edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros<iframe width="400" height="262" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ul4CZrnEFxU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong><em>God Bless America</em></strong></p> <p><em>Ok, I’m game.</em></p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22217826150http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/22217826150Tue, 01 May 2012 15:09:00 -0700Bobcat GoldthwaitGod Bless Americavideomovies<iframe width="400" height="262" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pJYB3iZ94ro?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>Moonrise Kingdom</em></p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/21792485039http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/21792485039Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:26:51 -0700wes andersonmoviesvideomoonrise kingdom<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nufd9J1t1r8if20o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/21313715148http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/21313715148Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:40:25 -0700banksyadvertisingmarketingart<iframe width="400" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xq8q8vv2R7Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/19943206256http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/19943206256Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:45:00 -0700natureinsect sexmating“<p>“Look, we don’t get five championships by being sympathetic towards each other and kissing each other’s [a—] during the game,” </p> <p>“I’m going to demolish him. He understands that. If he switches off on me in the post, there’s going to be problems. I’m sure he’ll put an elbow right in my back, and that’s why we love each other.”</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Kobe Bryant, when asked about the Lakers’ upcoming game against the Thunder and his former teammate Derek Fisher.</em>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/19725994799http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/19725994799Thu, 22 Mar 2012 02:03:37 -0700SportsKobe BryantNBADerek Fishercompetitiveness<iframe width="400" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8DZZSEZoaXE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Muppets rock.</p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/19725894974http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/19725894974Thu, 22 Mar 2012 01:56:34 -0700The Muppetsvideo<embed style="display:block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:410758" width="450" height="288" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed><br/><br/><p><em>Where in the world is Tim Meadows?</em></p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/19686310223http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/19686310223Wed, 21 Mar 2012 11:12:22 -0700humortim meadowsstephen colbertvideoColbert Report<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ly3cKlUt1r8if20o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Rush Limbaugh is one of the few people in the world that, if I were to see him in person, I would have a hard time not kicking in a vital organ. </em></p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18994807039http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18994807039Thu, 08 Mar 2012 23:57:11 -0800politicssocietyrush limbaughviolence<p>Terrible.</p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18994542610http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18994542610Thu, 08 Mar 2012 23:44:00 -0800marketing1800 Tequila<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m054lqzw431qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18484833580http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18484833580Tue, 28 Feb 2012 22:20:31 -0800artadvertisingmarketingbanksy<iframe width="400" height="346" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QnhTsQjPj_o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>Mitt Romney</em></p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18021752512http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18021752512Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:36:00 -0800cyborghumormitt romneypoliticsupright citizens brigadeucb<iframe width="400" height="346" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RHaMqHh5NZ4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>Reminds me of this <a href="http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18021752512/mitt-romney" target="_blank">cyborg</a> from Upright Citizens Brigade.</em></p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18021229933http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/18021229933Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:25:00 -0800mitt romneypoliticscyborg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfym70GWG1r8if20o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We are soooo fucking civilized.</p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/17659286911http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/17659286911Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:49:19 -0800littersociety<iframe width="400" height="346" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9I9ibcvXZpI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>It’s not enough for air travel to be expensive.  And cramped.  No, they have to add at least five minutes of this noise to the beginning of your journey.  I want to hurt something but all I would ever hurt is myself.</em></p> <p><em>The movie playing in my head is not pleasant.</em></p>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/17539426372http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/17539426372Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:38:00 -0800travelflightnoise pollution<object width="400" height="392" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="ep"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=24447" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><embed src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=24447" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="392"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/16926393498http://offreservation.tumblr.com/post/16926393498Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:51:00 -0800Conanapplehumorsuicidestand-up comedy