Posts tagged "humor"

sexpigeon:

How are women supposed to compete with these unrealistic standards of beauty?

Where in the world is Tim Meadows?

Mitt Romney

I’d like to say Bill Burr is underrated but I don’t really talk to anyone about stand-up comedy so I don’t know what anyone else thinks.  But I don’t hear much about him online so…I don’t know.

This is America. I don’t want my tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan, and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.
Stephen Colbert, speaking to Congress in 2011

(via billhicks)